In ocean, that have male fish swimming for fun, suddenly he found a shine rock, then he bring that shine rock back to his home..Hes take care that rock, put his life on it. Everday he talking to that rock, talking about his life, about his heart, about his feelings. And he said I like u to that rock, and he waiting that rock answer 'yes'. And he waiting, then waiting, and waiting for rest his life. But that rock don't say nothing means no. So that male fish kill itself. Have a nice day.
Knock knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock knock. Who's there? Oops I did it again
Once there lived a pie He was very very ugly, The one day the pie said I'm ugly n I'm proud, I'm ugly and I'm proud, 5 years later, the pie got the star role in American pie, and sadly his legacy lived on
Two illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says... "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk". "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon". With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pork! "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree". "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget". "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree". And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it?" "Pepe... ees not a bacon tree. Ees- ees-ees... ees a ham bush..
A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" she tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". The blonde says "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine. And as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.