[Contest]The most HilariousJokes

?I would like to give a huge thanks to the sidewalk for keeping me off the streets all these years ?

 

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

 

Yay! What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!

 

Knock knock
Whose there?
Soup
Soup who?
SOUP-ER MAN!!!!!

 

What do you call an elephant that's not important? Irrelephant!

 

"Harrol!You don't need to sacrifice your...."said Carol."No need worry me Carol I will be fine"said Harrol.After awhile,"See I told you it's delicious!"said Harrol while eating a donut ."Oh..... "Said Carol.

 

What do you call at fat psychic? A four chin teller!

 

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? It's dread-full!

 

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

 

What do you get when you cross fish and elephants? Swimming trunks!

 

Where do bees go to the bathroom? At the BP station! (That's a gas station in America.)

 

Personal favorite: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO!

 

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesauras!

 

This one kinda ties in with PIMD: How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream!

 

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? "Where's Popcorn?"

 

Classic: Why did the computer go the doctor? Because it had a virus!

 

How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!

 

Another one to go with PIMD, AIMD themed: How do you organize a space party? You Planet!

 

What do you call it when you have your grandma on speed dial? Instagram!