Classing up your Forums.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by KappaPride, Jan 4, 2016.

  1. Why is there a chorus? And why we're some words misspelt? 
    You write your poems with Choruses?
     
  2. It's a song. That's why there is a chorus
     
  3. Oh. Strange that there are typos lol. Anyways. Keep it classy. Death metal lyrics. Wtg.
     
  4. A little something I wrote on a previous poetry thread. It was my first time so ?


    Celery
    Green, crunchy, healthy
    Fat women
    Fat, jiggly, unhealthy
    Hence, when thy fatness eats thy celery
    Thy good in celery shall diminish thy fatness
    Therefore
    Good shall always overpower evil
    No matter the difference in size
    Good shall prosper
    So
    Fatties
    EAT SOME CELERY FOR ONCE
    DON'T NEED A BLOOD TYPE OF FRENCH FRIES AND DONUTS
    BLOOD FLOW OF SODAS
    LOOK OF OGARS
    WEIGHT OF POLAR BEARS
    Thy shall
    Eat
    Thy celery


    Thank you.
     
  5. Beautiful Alban. I still hate celery. But I understand that it was needed for the rhyme. 8/10
     
  6. It's ok m8
    I've never had it either
     
  7. Celery kills threads.
    #Nevr4git
     
  8. "There's gon' be some stuff you gon' see
    that's gon' make it hard to smile in the future.
    But through whatever you see,
    through all the rain and the pain,
    you gotta keep your sense of humor.
    You gotta be able to smile through all this bull.
    Remember that."
    ~Tupac
     
  9. I'd post one of my own works again but I have nothing stored on this phone that is complete as of yet.
    However I'm working on writing up a bit of an anti story in response to a challenge a friend issued me.
    Basically we were talking about anime and I commented that there weren't any I'd seen that had a "bad end" where the villain triumphed and that was the end. The hero always manages to pull victory out.
    We started arguing about plots and animes and the challenge was given that I would write an anime like this.
    The basic plot will be the same as you'd usually find: Anime character fights villain, villain unveils some horrible power or unbelievable strength, and character reveals he was holding back something or repressing some inner ability. Blah blah "over 9000 not my final form" blah blah, hero pulls out all his tricks, brings in everything he can, but in the end, the villain triumphs. (Which kinda happened in Code Geass, now that I think about it.)
    The lesson here will be that, no matter what, evil wins. Nothing stops the ever marching progress of the darkness in mans heart.
     
  10. I grew up on Tupac, courtesy of my mother, and I think I could recognize and lip sync any of his songs at this point. This one is, by far, one of my favorites.
     
  11. roses are nice
    violets are fine.
    ill be the six
    if you be the nine.

    ~Anonymous
     
  12. More of a Nas fan myself, but Tupac has great quotes
     
  13. He grabbed me by my slender neck
    I couldn't yell or scream.
    He took me to his dingy room
    Where we could not be seen.
    He stripped me of my flimsy wrap,
    And gazed upon my form.
    I was wet and cold and damp,
    And he was nice and warm.
    His feverish lips he pressed to mine,
    I gave him every drop.
    He drained me of my very self,
    And I couldn't make him stop.
    He made me what I am today,
    That's why you find me here...
    A broken bottle, tossed away,
    That once was full of beer.

    ~anonymous
     
  14. ^ LOL, what a turn of events!
     
  15. Well done :lol:
     
  16. Science takes you to space and religion into towers - Unknown Dark Humorist
     
  17. Well there's:

    "The last flame is quick to tame, but also quick to falter.
    Take your time and have no shame, as slow fire burns hotter."

    andddd ?

    "He was in pajamas when he got up to answer the doorbell, and she stepped in smelling of smoke, liquor, and the night that was.
    In her drunken haze, she said, "Everyone wants to get with me. But I only want to get with you," and would not look away -- her retinas fenestras to the yawning abyss beneath her skin.
    Hers where the saddest of eyes.
    She slept on the couch."
    (slightly edited so it'll be more appropriate :lol: )

    and last but not least;

    "Are your opinions your own or are they borrowed, without thought or scrutiny, as you have been too lazy to form your own?"

    via Tumblr
     
  18. I have rule about my heels and boys nothing less than 7 inches - Izzy Lightwood , City of Ashes
     
  19. Classy forums would be full of originality. Is that not the purpose of this thread? Come on people. Anyone can quote some famous person. How about we use our noggens, yeah?