Chuck Norris Jokes

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land

 

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then it blew up.

 

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

That Capt guy has covered most of the well known ones already

 

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, He just dares it to grow This one is better than my previous one, its less boring

 

Bump for Chuck Norris, he might kill meh. 

 

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he'll say "Two seconds til." For the person stupid enough to ask, "Two seconds til what?" Chuck round-house kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. Only another fist.

 

thats weird lol