Cherry's Guide to Women

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by IMPOSTER_CatfishCherryTomato, Sep 19, 2014.

  1. Tis bootyful.
    I followed these steps for more than 2hrs. Now I'm a pimp. 
     
  2. That's effort. Just dump chloroform in her drink. :twisted:
     
  3. Lol Get back in the cage.
    Perhaps I need to show this to my bf so he can learn :lol:
     
  4. Loves it………now i want toast :-/
     
  5. Why would you show it him? He must've done something correct to scoop you

    (Unless he pulled a knife and forced you)
     
  6. CHERRY! WHY DON'T YOU LOVES ME NO MORE!?! YOU SAID I WAS SPECIAL, I EVEN LET YOU RUB MY EARS! ??????


    Jk 
     
  7. drink girls ftw :lol:
     
  8. instructions unclear; girl is now passed out in a cage
     
  9. Maybe it's the how to successfully deal with arguments part he needs to learn ️?
     
  10. Hmm how bout for guys?
     


  11. I'm not a dude and I don't know how to successfully deal with them 
     
  12. CHERRY! Why did you show people my message text I sent to you that's so mean and i'm not desperate!

    Lol jk jk?
     
  13.  that first text message is actually honest to god something someone sent me once upon a time?
     
  14. :x
    A girl likes me…
    and she tends to touch my legs
    sometimes.
    im scared
    (true story)
     
  15. Wait you own that ss?! Wow... I feel bad for the guy
     
  16. Hulk, I remember being in a club, a girl put an ice in my shirt... I told her " what if I threw an ice in your shirt between your boobs?"

    She stared at me with that hmmm face and pulled her shirt and bent over.

    Dayuhm that was my night.