CHEESY PICK-UP LINES!!!!

Let's play a game, open your legs and pretend they hate each other.

 

Do you wash your pants in windex?

Cause I can see my self in them

 

is it hot in here? or is this relationship suffocating me?

have you watched the movie "other people"? because thats what i wanna see.

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i bet my tongue can beat your tongue.

 

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Whatever lets just do it ;-)