Then why even suggest it? Do yourself a favor and keep your constructive criticism to yourself unless you know what the hell you're even talking about lol
Constructive criticism you mean? No one has to be an expert on a subject to realize that it isn't very good. Going by the comments on it, I'm not the only one who feels this way. We can't all be wrong.
But I can't though because all of your stuff is still there... Mom asked when are you finally going to be moving out?
Not even a little. Just pointed out that your opinion doesn't matter much because you don't write yourself. You tried to be funny and failed. Get over it?