Challenge

My future pupil spanks me 

 

I bought a Mercedes working at a lawn maintenance company. That's kinda cool

 

K well guess wat I'm a flying monkey I can do tricks and have the magic ability to make ice cream disappear

 

I Invented TWITTER

 

I can read two novels a day

 

You want me to impress you?
How about I impress you with my ability to resist to to impress you.

 

Not to to
To*

 

I have 3 arms.




What now.

 

The person who invented twitter should be put in jail. That website is terrible.

 

I can count too 10! With my eyes closed..
O.O  lol

 

the world doesnt function without my permission.

 

Ill get you a date with honey 

 

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast.

Without any milk.

 

 She wins in my book.

 

I love you danthat's how I impress people

 

I put a toothpick under my toe nail and kicked a wall as hard as I could. And I'm still walking today!

 

Ill have you know i stubbed my toe last week whilst watering my spice garden, and i only cried for 20 minutes

 

Dan, I'm telling you. 
She's the one to beat.

 

I have 3 boobies

 

I know the difference between poisonous and venomous.