Chaining Story

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *_Ajaxrussell (01), Aug 4, 2013.

  1. Then he beat the cashier with the bones and took them and the money back yelling "just kidding bitch!"
     
  2. He blowed the money on Poker
     
  3. And the casino set on fire and burnt his money
     
  4. The man cried and became a robber
     
  5. And stole a car from Back to The Future
     
  6. Where he went back in time to get his money
     
  7. But failed miserably and repeated his course of actions
     
  8. but when he went back to the past, the old lady kept the diamond ring
     
  9. He gave the lady a studded shades in exchange for the diamond
     
  10. Ring shming...give me chocolate!
     
  11. Said The Old Lady
     
  12. She died from a heart attack right then and there
     
  13. So I took the diamond ring
     
  14. And swapped it for a mate for my penguin
     
  15. The penguin then said "GROVEL in fear before FireSpit!!!"
     
  16. But FireSpit was just a skinny peasant and became the laughing stock
     
  17. This isn't the kinda chaining story I thought it was gonna be ?
     
  18. Uh.

    Then I hired firespit to clean my shoes
     
  19. An then from shining shoes became the next super man