Cause of Death

Victim: -Immortals-SpankingQueen (aka lovely Kate)

Place: Paris Hilton's 

How she died:

Kate was out shopping with her special man, Mike. They were doing the best kind of shopping couples do together..... (lol to you dirty minded people)They were going...
Shoe Shopping
Kate had found the very last pair of Jimmy Choos that she absolutely had to have and just as she was going to grab them, a thin-like , well- manicured hand reached out at the same time and said, "that's mine b----".
 It was none other than, Paris Hilton. Sure, she was taller, and probably could kill her with stupidity.. But Kate could definitely take her on Kate thought of a brilliant plan.
"if you want them lets have a dance battle. The sexiest dancer as voted by the public, wins the pair of shoes."
Paris, being stupid and just wanting to show off her slutty ways agreed, and even said that she would host it at her . She left saying, "You better bring it, b----!" in her very nasally, soft voice. Mike was there oogling at the fact that he saw Paris Hilton in the flesh and was very excited that he would be able to watch his girl dance . Kate was ready to bring her sexy on indeed 

Dance Battle day

Dance battle day had arrived and Kate was ready in her sparkling  and s. She was ready to bring her sexy on and dance her way into victory. Paris being so confident that she would win decided to go first.
*the dance battle began*
As Paris danced, people were,  as her body moved around the stage to Nicki Minaj's song, "Stupid H--." She used moves that even dictionaries would be stumped to define And just like the video clip, a few people in the audience even had an epileptic fit. It was enough to make the grown men cry. Paris, thinking she did a great job (because she couldn't see past her enormous set of fake lashes) looked at what she thought was Kate (but it wasn't, it was a random lady) and spoke out in her annoying soft nasally voice, "it's your turn b----, try and beat that."
It was Kate's turn, now. After seeing Paris dance, something she hopes no one ever has to see ever again for the sake of humanity, Kate knew it was more than dancing for a pair of shoes. People were emotionally scarred and needed something to believe in. She was ready to bring sexy back  with the help of JT.
So Kate danced  her heart  out. Gradually the wailing turned into cheers, men stopped crying and were replaced with ... She danced so sexy that even the women were .
It was obvious she won  but Paris being the sore loser, stabbed her with a nail file to death . The end.
RIP Sexy Kate
Hope that was epic and sexy enough for you Kate
 
Nina
That deserves an applause.

If I had to die, I'm glad it was like that
That was epic And sexy too

Thank you

It's just a shame that that b---- had to kill me
So I'm gonna make sure I kill her in this next story

You forgot to say what Mike would do after he saw me being stabbed to death by that b----

I will share that story
(Since I saw it all)

Victim: Paris Hilton

Location: The abandon parking lot next door to her 

Well when she was done stabbing me, she decided that she wanted to try and get at my Mike ( I know, what a b----, slut,I should stop before I go on forever)

So she strutted over to him in what she thought was a sexy way.(But it really wasn't)

When Mike saw that I was dead, his face went from  to  in a matter of milliseconds. So when Paris came over to him, his first reaction was to be  because it was Paris Hilton. But because she had just killed his girl, he was  at her. He decided that he wanted to make her die a horrible and painful death. Serves that b---- right!

So he decided that he would pretend that he liked Paris. In order to lure her in so he could make sure she got what she deserves.

So he flirted with her. And told her to meet him in an abandoned parking lot next door to her  later that night.

Paris, being the nice set of bad words that she is, was excited because she thought she was gonna get lucky that night.

So she spent hours getting ready. :roll:

Little did she know, that she was actually getting ready for her death.

During this time, Mike was trying to think of the perfectly painful way for her to die.

He thought of many things, such as getting eaten by a pack of wild animals. Or by getting trampled to death by a pack of men who only wanted her because she is "hot". But he eventually came up with the perfect way.

So when she was done gluing her huge fake lashes on her eyes, and she could no longer see, she knew she was ready.

So she headed to the abandon parking lot. When she got there, she couldn't see Mike anywhere, so she just waited. 

Mike was actually there. But he was preparing, preparing for the moment that would take down Paris Hilton forever.

So Paris was waiting for Mike, when all of a sudden, A pack of hungry cannibals with  swarm around her and eat her.

The end

That has to be a painful way to die. Being eaten alive by cannibals.

There you have it. That is how Paris Hilton died. And she didn't even die in a whorish way either.  :shock: How shocking.

Thank you Nina again for making me go down sexy.

I just hope Mike doesn't see this, or he's going to be like wtf?
 
 is it weird that I want spaghetti after reading that, too

Nice Kate  that is a bad way to go... But I actually feel more sorry for the cannibals, coz they didn't really get fed much!! I know Mike will be  when he reads this. I'm just lucky coz Liam doesn't go in the forums 
 
 I know Maybe they are on a diet though and she was enough for them
Doubt it
And you lucky butt
I just know Mike will eventually see this Especially with my luck
 
Whatever I personally think that all were gay men. I've got a good one. There 5 teens in a church one was high, one was drunk, one was gay, one was drug dealer and one was a nerd. The drug lord sold the nerd cocaine and the gay guy had sex with the drunk kid, the high one vomited on the nerd and 2 hours later the drug lord was found with a knife in his neck. Who dunnit?
 
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