Bre_Is_The_Name
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Cause of Death
- Thread starter --MizNatie--
- Start date
-KiLLeR_NaTe___KiLLs-YoU__-
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Person: MorganLovesU
Place: The bank
CoD: was having a money fight with an employee of hers, and chocked on 10 $100 bills.
Place: The bank
CoD: was having a money fight with an employee of hers, and chocked on 10 $100 bills.
Bre_Is_The_Name
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Victim:Glanas
Place
lane
CoD:
Falls out of plane lands on trampoline.
Bounces off of trampoline. Chipmunks attack (has nuts in purse).
Gets run over by JEEP going 180 mph.
Place
laneCoD:
Falls out of plane lands on trampoline.
Bounces off of trampoline. Chipmunks attack (has nuts in purse).
Gets run over by JEEP going 180 mph.
Bre_Is_The_Name
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And the one I made was for Glanas and Ethan to.
-AC-blockey-
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Victim: cute little kid
Place: part of the ground
CoD: skydives, parachute doesn't open, faceplants on machete.
Place: part of the ground
CoD: skydives, parachute doesn't open, faceplants on machete.
Bre_Is_The_Name
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You have a MAN PURSE.
Wallet?
Wallet?
-AC-blockey-
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Victim: soldier in black pod
Place: black ops map
CoD: cross course tomahawk
Place: black ops map
CoD: cross course tomahawk
Buddy100and1
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Name: AC-blockey or something like that, it doesn't matter.
Place: in his basement playing Call of Duty.
Cause of Death: Either lagging or damn no lifers.
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Place: in his basement playing Call of Duty.
Cause of Death: Either lagging or damn no lifers.
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-AC-blockey-
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I don't play CoD .-. I was making fun of the no life's .-.
Buddy100and1
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,_, Just go with it.
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-KiLLeR_NaTe___KiLLs-YoU__-
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Person: Buddy100and1
Place: In his room playing pimd (like a boss)
CoD: He died of shock, to many people asked him to join their club.
Place: In his room playing pimd (like a boss)
CoD: He died of shock, to many people asked him to join their club.
Capeace715
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Victim: starshield
Place: death star
Cause of death: Darth Vader choked you and you died the end : lol
Place: death star
Cause of death: Darth Vader choked you and you died the end : lol
Brother_Matt
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Victim: Capeace
Location: Amusement Park
Cause of Death: The ferris wheel got stuck with Capeace at the very top. After 24hrs of not being rescue, Capeace jumped off, hallucinating of water below.
Location: Amusement Park
Cause of Death: The ferris wheel got stuck with Capeace at the very top. After 24hrs of not being rescue, Capeace jumped off, hallucinating of water below.
Capeace715
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:lol: Matt lol
Brother_Matt
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That's a guy right? You have yet to determine the CoD for me!!!
TMI-CandyCornerDoll
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Victim: My dear friend Jess (Athena)
Place: A little place called Pizza/Pasta
Mountain.
What Just-So-Happened to Happen:
Known to many people far and wide as the CooCooCafeteria, there was once a place called Pizza/Pasta Mountain. At one point in time it was thought to be a legend: A tall volcano like mountain made out of pizza dough, covered in an ultra thin layer of tomato sauce, with huge pepperonis the size of skating rinks dotted here and there. At the top of this glorious Italian Mountain was a large hole. Did I mention the mountain was hollow? Inside were noodles. So many noodles that if you dumped them onto the ground, they would fill not one, not two, not three, but FOUR american football fields! The mountain, more or less like a volcano, spewed spaghetti and meatballs on a 72-hour round schedule. Yumm! Well, Jess, her Italian hunger overpowering her common sense, began to climb, in search of the Spaghetti Section! But, sadly, halfway up, covered in tomato sauce, she slipped on a pepperoni and came tumbling down onto a burnt crumb, crushing every bone in her body and killing her slowly, painfully, and heart-achingly.
Place: A little place called Pizza/Pasta
Mountain.
What Just-So-Happened to Happen:
Known to many people far and wide as the CooCooCafeteria, there was once a place called Pizza/Pasta Mountain. At one point in time it was thought to be a legend: A tall volcano like mountain made out of pizza dough, covered in an ultra thin layer of tomato sauce, with huge pepperonis the size of skating rinks dotted here and there. At the top of this glorious Italian Mountain was a large hole. Did I mention the mountain was hollow? Inside were noodles. So many noodles that if you dumped them onto the ground, they would fill not one, not two, not three, but FOUR american football fields! The mountain, more or less like a volcano, spewed spaghetti and meatballs on a 72-hour round schedule. Yumm! Well, Jess, her Italian hunger overpowering her common sense, began to climb, in search of the Spaghetti Section! But, sadly, halfway up, covered in tomato sauce, she slipped on a pepperoni and came tumbling down onto a burnt crumb, crushing every bone in her body and killing her slowly, painfully, and heart-achingly.
VT-iJessMajesticWarBratMonster
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Is weird that I'm craving spaghetti
and meatballs now
Is weird that I'm craving spaghetti
and meatballs now
TMI-CandyCornerDoll
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Nope.
I want noodles
I want noodles
--MizNatie--
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Victim: Brother_Matt
Place: The Ocean
Cause of Death: 5:42 Monday morning, Brother Matt felt he could go for some sushi. So he gets dressed in spandex shorts and rides his bike to the market, down by the water. He arrives and reads the sign on the door... It says, "CLOSED"
30 seconds later, his stomach starts to growl. So, with 3hrs until any stores open, he decides to catch his own fish, with his bare hands.
He goes behind the market, and walks onto the pier that hovers atop the ocean. He looks down, and gets excited to see the fish. He then lies on the pier, reaching his arms into the water, scarring the fishes further under the water.
He gets up, stretches (dressed in spandex mind you), then lies back in his stomach, inching further off the pier. This time, he reaches father into to water and feels something squishy "Ahhh! Jellyfish!" he screams, piercing the jellyfishes ears. The jelly wraps its tentacles around Matt's arms and pulls him down into the ocean.
Not even a minute later, a swarm of giant jellyfishes; who were craving human, float to where Bro Matt was fighting with the smaller jellyfish. They circle around him, taunting, then twisting their tentacles around each of his limbs and pull poor matt apart... savoring him limb, by limb
Place: The Ocean
Cause of Death: 5:42 Monday morning, Brother Matt felt he could go for some sushi. So he gets dressed in spandex shorts and rides his bike to the market, down by the water. He arrives and reads the sign on the door... It says, "CLOSED"
30 seconds later, his stomach starts to growl. So, with 3hrs until any stores open, he decides to catch his own fish, with his bare hands.
He goes behind the market, and walks onto the pier that hovers atop the ocean. He looks down, and gets excited to see the fish. He then lies on the pier, reaching his arms into the water, scarring the fishes further under the water.
He gets up, stretches (dressed in spandex mind you), then lies back in his stomach, inching further off the pier. This time, he reaches father into to water and feels something squishy "Ahhh! Jellyfish!" he screams, piercing the jellyfishes ears. The jelly wraps its tentacles around Matt's arms and pulls him down into the ocean.
Not even a minute later, a swarm of giant jellyfishes; who were craving human, float to where Bro Matt was fighting with the smaller jellyfish. They circle around him, taunting, then twisting their tentacles around each of his limbs and pull poor matt apart... savoring him limb, by limb