Can you beat the randomness?

Ooh Sassin peoples ankles. And nay sir, randomness is not pointless, if you're random it's pretty sexy. You can actually think fast and make a conversation than being a boring sock. No one likes big fat swollen whale tongues like that.
 
So gold was burned into the ground as I sang scremo in Switzerland. Analyzing alliterations and asking apple how to dance. Dude how do you bicycle kick someone? Danciinnn on lizards bodies sayin waaaoooooo heyyoooooo someone stole my accordian!!! No. Jolly ranchers in my picket fence. Splendid. Like willy wonka.
 
Never have orange juice after brushing your teeth. Woahhh moldy smoothies. Ew. Reminds me of when I made milkshake and all the boys were in my yard, I was like GURL. XD it was pretty hott. Like when Elephants howled from burger king. Oh my oh me I have to go pee!
 
You silly tons of bodily toothpaste! You must always tiger on trains due to the school boards ruler army of ELVAN Tim and his massive bread stick of flying tombstones. But, I digress, for I find baloney time as magical as Charlie man clock's hell blazing cat-man. Anyway, I need to go repair my pants car in order to warp the very meal of MYSTICALTOPIA!

Respect your elders.
 
i like singing i like dancing i like trains noooooo -train runs them over-

i baked u a pie! what flavoured pie?? PIE FLAVOURED!!!!!!!!

I AM PUNCHING UR SALAD!!! NOOO!!

LOL WATCH ASDF MOVIES SO RANDOM AND FUNNY!!

EVERYONE SAID I CANT TEACH A LAMA TO DRIVE -lama drives of a cliff- NOO LAMA NOO!!
 
the worlds going to end!!!! 






Someone took my cookie 
 
OH MAH WORM LEGS!!! Wait they don't have legs...lol cats have nipples. Or do they? Thts why they like milk so much XD no. Gopher gopher gopher gopher GUINEA PIG. Shutta shadeesss sh shutta shhaaddes it a bird it's a train it's a..sexy man of a boy. So I heard you wanted my clavicles eh? Well you can't have them! I'm sailing on my ship with my pirates, they adore me cuz I'm adorable! Teehee! What if I rewind but I'm actually fast forwarding so I'm going so fast I'm going slow but it turns me back to back in time! Mommy how was I born? A big unicorn carried you down from the sky...along with thunder clouds and ice cream. NAY KIND SIR, I DUNT WANT ANY LIMES. ...I want your.man spheres ;) no dude I'm not playing guitar hero. I'd rather ride on an ostrich to San Diego. I wanna go to the kolache shop! Weeeew what's that mother of bacon doing eatin mah potaters?! Gurrlll...starships were meant to dieeeee!!! Crash lands, and CSI!!!! XD my little pony! My little pony! I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie woorrlldd XD i hate when I break the aglet of my shoelace. That reminds me of the song from phineas and ferb,.......A-G-L-E-T! Oh we're spelling... B-A-N-A-N-A-S Bananas! I wanna dance dance dance in my pants pants pants and would that train shut up!!! I don't want to hear your horn!!! Baby bottle pop baby bottle pop! With new candy crunch! Checkerz and stripes and polka dots...don't you hate it when the dogs bite and the bees sting? Ugh! I wanna touch your cranium and put my spleen inside your mitochondria  I don't know what the great elder said. Cross the street and arrest me officer, I have been very bad  hot wheels, BEAT THAT. G.I. Joe
 
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