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if today didnt happen, how did you know? and if you did know about the missing day, why didnt you tell us about it on the day that the day went missing? unless, you didnt know that today never happened, and in such you didnt warn us until you realized today went missing, which would have to be tomorrow. but you DID tell us today, but that means today is tomorrow. which means tomorrow, we will still be missing the day. and by following the logic of this post, we shall end up having lost all the days for the rest of eternity...