Sign this guy up for a rap deal somebody! (I may have read this with a beat in my head) This is really good keep them coming. ️
I've been diagnosed with a psychotic mind, I need a therapist, Edgy, no morals and unpredictable like a terrorist, The shrink tried to calm me down, no headbutts, kicks or fist, Instead be creative through thought, write a bucket list, When I handed him my paper, he got the red pen out, it was rejected, He looked in my eyes, no form of emotion was detected, I guess it wasn't what he had hoped, not what he expected, Security was called, i got thrown out his office, ejected, Apparently it's not normal to list that you want to release a virus, Fly a chopper over the Grand Canyon...and kick out Miley Cyrus, Walk through a funeral shouting 'This is Sparta', Leonidas, Paint my hands gold, convince the greeks I descend from King Midas, He said it's not normal to think about worshipping a satanic leader, Or selling lies to desperate folk, claiming I'm a mind reader, He told me I was the lowest of the low, a bottom feeder, Yet couldn't help but agree with the words wood chipper and Justin Bieber, It's not ethical to make a fur coat out of an endangered giant panda, I'm not glorious but a basterd, he said I'm twisted like Hans Landa, But Doc gave me a tip before booting me out with a back hander, My anger management technique now is singing 'I feel pretty', Adam Sandler.