CAUSE YOU ARE THE PIECE OF MEAT!! I WISH I DIDNT EA-EAT CHEWING RELUCTANTLY STILL FAT AND I DONT KNOW WHHHYYY THAT'S MY RI-ICE MY PRECIOUS RICE DONT YOU TOUCH MY FUCK ING RICE THAT'S MY RI-ICE WITH SOME SOY SAUCE IT'S SO SOFT AND SILKY SMOOTH