Brag about yourself!

I have perfect angles

 

HI CUBES[/green]

 

FAIL

 

I am awesome.. That is all 

 

All these lies. Noobs ?

 

I like eggplant emoji for the past couple days.

I have amazing boobs.

I just had steak for dinner.

My hubby has the most beautiful cock, it's also bigger than yours.

I can speak 6 languages and I also shit gold

That is all. Thanks for listening ?

 

I need a girl like you lol ⇧

 



 

-_-

 

IM BETTER AT TWERKING THAN ALL OF YOU!!

 

Love to fap

 

Kidding XD

 

I have a long dick

 

i'm a fucking fabtabulous firefly, nuff said

 

I'm Toy_Soldier.

 

Let's see… several years ago, I invested in some stocks and they did extremely well despite all odds. Now I'm a multi billionaire, and I play this game occasionally when I'm riding in my private jet or yacht just to see how the lower class lives. I'm not impressed.?

 

That's amazing

 

Im hawt

 

I don't like to brag but
Awesome ends with me :lol:

 

i have girls sleeping in my bed more than you touch yourself.