3 WORDS MARTINELLI’S SPARKLING CIDER !! Nothing can compare to the feeling I get when I gulp that down. Not even masturbaciõn. I could drink 2 whole bottles and I’d still want more. I’ve become an addict to it which is why I’m broke D; one of my New Years resolutions is to stop spending so much money on it like fück I won’t be able to get on leaderboard if I go on like this.