I have a...(aww man there's no emoji of a sword...)...and I'm gonna kill you if you don't release the puppy
I won't. They will. run over and rescue the puppy from you before handcuffing you and bringing you to the police station
I forgot to say there's a bomb on your corpse so your body will be ruined forever for abusing a puppy
I'm a human superman. I have royal blood in me and my mother is the worlds best schemer after me. No one can beat my sword skills and my plots