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[Maddi_Matsu]

Maddi, stop upsetting my fiancé pls or we'll have to uninvite you and get like, jollibee or smthing.

Yes. Maddi who?

I’ll do you one better. Maddi how?

 

[Wesday]

I'm not gonna sink alone. You're coming with me

Aren't I the one you're tryna get away from? Solid plan, taking me with you. 11/10.

I was gonna run away alone but realized it won't be fun

How romantic, I'm being kidnapped from my own wedding. By my fiancé, no less

 

[Wesday]

I’ll do you one better. Maddi how?

Maddi, you should be a father. You are great at the dad jokes.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

I’ll do you one better. Maddi how?

Maddi, you should be a father. You are great at the dad jokes.

Thanks I saw an opportunity and took it

 

[Mish]

Congrats. I wanna get married too

 

[Chili]

How romantic, I'm being kidnapped from my own wedding. By my fiancé, no less

The best and unique wedding event in history. I mean who would get married in a marsh?

 

[Wesday]

Congrats. I wanna get married too

Get in on this, I'll marry everyone

 

[Wesday]

How romantic, I'm being kidnapped from my own wedding. By my fiancé, no less

The best and unique wedding event in history. I mean who would get married in a marsh?

Ppl who wanna make sure their husband to be doesn't decide it's okay to run away or cancel the wedding, das who. I am intelligence.

 

[Chili]

Wednesday is a bride for hire. Send me your inquiries

 

[Wesday]

Wednesday is a bride for hire. Send me your inquiries

That makes it sound like running a very shady sort of business.

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Ppl who wanna make sure their husband to be doesn't decide it's okay to run away or cancel the wedding, dad who. I am intelligence.

Nice to meet you intelligence, I’m maddi

 

[Maddi_Matsu]

Wednesday is a bride for hire. Send me your inquiries

That makes it sound like running a very shady sort of business.

Plot twist Wednesday is a Mail Order Bride

 

[Chili]

Wednesday is a bride for hire. Send me your inquiries

That makes it sound like running a very shady sort of business.

No, trust me. We gon be big with this. I'll just have to take you away from those weddings

 

[Chili]

Wednesday is a bride for hire. Send me your inquiries

That makes it sound like running a very shady sort of business.

Plot twist Wednesday is a Mail Order Bride

She comes in this very fancy box

 

[Wesday]

Wednesday is a bride for hire. Send me your inquiries

That makes it sound like running a very shady sort of business.

No, trust me. We gon be big with this. I'll just have to take you away from those weddings

This sounds like a thrilling life actually. Ppl buy me and then once we have their money winter rescues me and we escape, leaving everyone on the marsh. I accept.

 

[Chili]

Ppl who wanna make sure their husband to be doesn't decide it's okay to run away or cancel the wedding, das who. I am intelligence.

Not if I don't attend the wedding first thing

 

[Wesday]

She comes in this very fancy box

 

[Wesday]

Ppl who wanna make sure their husband to be doesn't decide it's okay to run away or cancel the wedding, das who. I am intelligence.

Not if I don't attend the wedding beforehand

Dood, you're being brought, there is no choosing to attend.

 

[Wesday]

Ppl who wanna make sure their husband to be doesn't decide it's okay to run away or cancel the wedding, dad who. I am intelligence.

Nice to meet you intelligence, I’m maddi

Maddi is official daddy of forums now since she won't stahp w the dad jokes

 

[Chili]

This sounds like a thrilling life actually. Ppl buy me and then once we have their money winter rescues me and we escape, leaving everyone on the marsh. I accept.

Making Maddi as our scapegoat