best way to get kicked out of Walmart??

Take their bikes and ride around walmart making loud beeping noises like road runner and when they ask you to leave tell them you were test driving it

 

Play a loud game of Marco polo. One person on complete opposite side of Walmart yell as loud as u can MARCO and the other POLO. continue till kicked out.

 

That got me kicked out of a mexican resteraunt.

 

Rip open a bag of diapers and wear one normally and wear one on your head and when they ask what you're doing, tell them the diaper will protect you from the alien's brainwaves

 

Rape the workers.

 

Blow Walmart up duhh

 

I dont recommend those two
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Play Marco polo in the isles!!

 

Hide in the clothing rails and shout 'pick me! Pick me!'

 

Play catch in the isles and when people get in way. Yell, MOVE ITS AN EMERGENCY!
That gets ya quick

 

I ran around shirtless while my phone played sexi and I know it while shouting

 

Go in and walk around like normal and when ppl aren't looking slap or grip there butts than run away screaming "I gripped a man/ladies butt!"

 

that one got me banned

 

Take the scooters with the baskets attached and have races down the aisles

 

Feed the smaller fish to the larger fish.

 

1)Rip open a bag of skittles.

2) find Walmart employee.

3) throw skittles at employee.

4) yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW"

5) run.

 

Get a gun, say this is a robbery,enjoy getting kicked out of Walmart and into jail.

 

I like these ideas they r funny but I, a young 7 year old girl at the time, got kicked out for 1-riding a trycle, 2-bouncing a ball 3-smacking my own bother

 

bravo

 

You could grab a head of corn hold it straight out on UR crotch and run around poking the management w/ UR corn crotch.... Maybe say something like I'm firin' meh lazar!!!