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Boy: Why are you following me?
Me: Well.. My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

Boom!corny

 

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first

 

One guy on here called me his little Milk of Magnesia. Hmmm didn't know exactly How to take that one.

 

Did the sun come out or you just smiled at Me ?

 

I may not be the best looking guy at together bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. 

 

The* damn autocorrect

 

Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see me in them