best break up lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. "Uh..." is exactly right.
     
    #61 *iExx (01), Sep 24, 2011
  2. "person 1. AH HA I KNEW YOU WHERE CHEATING -lie-

    2. no I'm not


    1. then who is that

    3.-has friend say from window- hey bitch get back here and gemme some

    1. See

    2. Wtf

    1.-blocks 2.-
     
    #62 -ThunderStar-, Sep 24, 2011
  3. Knock knock
    Who's there ?
    Single .
    Single who?
    Single you .
     
    #63 *giantman (01), Sep 24, 2011
  4. My true love is the sea
     
    #64 *MASiFFECT (01), Sep 24, 2011
  5. Say "step forward if your in a relationship" and stay in your one spot and say "not so fast"
     
    #65 *SuperSerial (01), Sep 24, 2011
  6. Hunter that is not a break up line how ever it's asking for an ass whooping

    “Maybe this break up will be good for you, since you’ve never really experienced pain before.”
     
    #66 *Simply_Fox (01), Sep 24, 2011
  7. "I don't like you anymore."

    "..."

    "Bye bitch."
     
    #67 *CheekyChloe (01), Sep 24, 2011
  8. A. I don't think this is working out..
    B. Why?
    A. Because I don't smurf you..
     
    #68 Anastasia_McDreamy, Sep 24, 2011
  9. ._. wowza!
     
    #69 -JamesRodriguez-, Jul 15, 2014
  10. Another old thread being bumped.

    Hm. Wanna see a magic trick?
    Poof, you're single.
     
    #70 -_A_-CareBearCrystal, Jul 15, 2014
  11.  Baenana
     
    #71 *-Anna- (02), Jul 15, 2014
  12. Drive to your girlfriend's house and point at it and say "That's my ex girlfriend's house. She'll say "What?" Or "What do you mean?" And that's the break up.
     
    #72 iMaxMakeYourLegsShake, Jul 15, 2014
  13. 
     
    #73 *-Anna- (02), Jul 15, 2014
  14. The best way to break up is after doing it , after that just say , things aren't what they use to be, your sister is better ?
     
    #74 Chaos, Jul 15, 2014
  15. SEND AND OLD FASHION LETTER TO UR GF WITH FLOWERS "HAI!! WE HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE CAUSE IM BREAKING UP WITH .... HEARD U WERE ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS!! ENJOY"
     
    #75 oldRicecakes, Jul 15, 2014
  16. "You deserve someone better..."
     
    #76 ___VOODOO-DOLL___, Jul 15, 2014
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