BEM73 AND AZARAH RAP BATTLE THREAD

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Bem73 (01), Jul 19, 2011.

  1. Lol Jess I like it.
     
  2. You can be big
    You can be strong
    But your raps are like smoke from a bong
    I'll make it short
    This won't be long
    Cause I know you gotta wash your thong
    We all know you can't rap
    That's why I'm telling you to SHUT THE FACK UP!
     
  3.  :lol:
     
  4. I can rap.
    Better than you and your imaginary friend too.
    At least I can wear a thong, and not look like
    A super-sized king kong.
    Yet you say I can't rap?
    Check into reality, son.
    Here. I drew you a map.
     
  5. :lol: :lol: son
     
  6. You wanna rap?
    Sure that's OK
    But don't go cryin back to your pap
    I'll school you anywhere
    MIT to Oxford
    After I'm done all yalll fans will be like
    "um... That why Akward"
    There are like 10 million million million. million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe, YO mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd!
     
  7. That's the best you can do?
    What level of school are you in?
    Grade Two?
    I've got skill that You Just cannot beat
    Don't even try to, 'cause your gonna end up nothing but shriveled up meat
    You say Im nothing, that your the top dog
    I cant help but Wonder who'd be on top if your were fcking a dog?
     
  8. Lun, copying your raps?
     
  9. ay Jess u got a really nice flo,
    but ya rhymes is played out u need 2 hit da do'
    I'm known as a killa wen I step on da thread,
    I heard u be snitchin, u runnin 2 da Feds,
    I'm jk I ain't tryna diss u I'm tryna make a friend,
    I'm dat young rappa dats tryna get a Benz,
    I'm only 17 an I'm cold on da mic,
    I'm on Freddie Krueger gave this thread a damn slice,
     
  10. No diss?
    Baby you be trippin.
    Your not hearin what I'm sayin so best to be listenin.
    Age is just a number, In seventeen too.
    A number doesn't have anything to do with the fact that I'm a better rapper than you.
     
  11. oh hell naw girl u done lost ur mind,
    but I cnt deny the fact dat I like ur rhyme,
    but u still got alot 2 learn,
    I'm so hot I give verses 3rd degree burns,
    I'm never off like headlights I'm 2 on,
    dis was 2 easy da thread jus got chewed on,
     
  12. Oh Hell no. You must not know who your talkin to
    Cause I'm rapping circles around you
    You can deny your rhymes are retarrded all you want
    But baby there's no need to flaunt.
    Your beats suck, but that's ok.
    Cause I can beat you at a rap battle anyday.
     
  13. All of you don't intimidate
    I'm gonna eliminate
    Just give up
    Now you gonna lose anyhow
    Just bow out
    Before you get blown out
     
  14. This thread annoys me
     
  15. It started as a joke between me and az and people took it seriously
     
  16. Lol I know thats why it annoys me
     
  17. Dis one will top yall
    I can rap on top of a ball

    Ill give you a map to my sack
    hey thats wack!

    You wash off with Dope
    I wash off with soap

    Lookin at dem tears in ya eyes
    Better stop before sombody dies!

    Cuz All i do is win
    and all u do is drink gin!

    Mah Ryhmes are Beast
    Your Raps are like YEAST!

    I have an axe
    and ill cut u up to ur max

    You think u rhymes rule?
    Well i obviously dont give a damn.

    -ཀཤ
     
  18. This thread is quite enjoyable
     
  19. i know right xD