Baby Making Lesson

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by sleepwalk, May 30, 2017.

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  1. @Testosterone I support it 10/10
     
    #21 sleepwalk, May 30, 2017
  2. This is actually hella cute :( <3
     
    #22 sleepwalk, May 30, 2017
  3. Thank u.. Im such a romantic @ heart.. Lol
     
    #23 Heather, May 30, 2017
  4. So like first you add the eggs, then the flour.. pee on it a little bit and you'll hatch R Kelly.
     
    #24 StayTrippy, May 30, 2017
  5. If this is a definite R Kelly hatch method, I'm trying it in 2.8 seconds.
     
    #25 sleepwalk, May 30, 2017
  6. What teacher assigns that? I'm imagining a very whimsical character right now. Is this creative writing or human sexuality? Exactly how many shrooms or how much LSD did this flower child consume the weekend beforehand? Education... making America great again
     
    #26 -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, May 30, 2017
  7. She's an awesome teacher. Both? And did you just assume the child's gender?
     
    #27 sleepwalk, May 30, 2017
  8. Yeah whatever... sounds bogus. You still cute though.
     
    #28 -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, May 30, 2017
  9. And you're not :( @Bai

    I'm busy hatching R Kelly's now.
     
    #29 sleepwalk, May 30, 2017
  10. It is, my lovely Nemo 
     
    #30 Rice, May 30, 2017
  11. I know I'm not cute. It's cool though... natures' way of giving me free birth control. Continue with whatever nonsense you were on about before I interrupted.
     
    #31 -_I_-4m-G0IN6-7o-CHILL-y0U-__-, May 30, 2017
  12. I miss being a fish ?
     
    #32 sleepwalk, May 31, 2017
  13. WRAP IT BEFORE YOU TAP IT
     
    #33 -IN-ToEatingPie-, May 31, 2017
  14. Idk why you're trying to wrap a cat before tapping it :( total animal abuse
     
    #34 sleepwalk, May 31, 2017
  15. Lmao. All of these are funny tbh.

    my mom made me believe when I was younger that the father and the mother have to hug each other 1 min before going to sleep for 9 days. Then the mom is pregnant. :cry:
     
    #35 Doja, May 31, 2017
  16. First time I've ever heard this one before :lol:

    But why 9 days?
     
    #36 sleepwalk, May 31, 2017
  17. Y'all are lucky it was sugar coated... my mom basically got detailed with my sisters and I about the truth of it?
     
    #37 Mama_Karma, May 31, 2017
  18. That sounds tragic and gruesome, Karma.
    Tbh at such a young age, I would have no idea what it meant though.
     
    #38 sleepwalk, May 31, 2017
  19. It's just who my mom is, but I turned out fine. The army just messed me up
     
    #39 Mama_Karma, May 31, 2017
  20. Idek LMAO
     
    #40 Doja, May 31, 2017
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