awkward moments

Admit it , your an ass man

 

I have only ONE current awkward moment. Father's Day: tried to give my pastor a gift, he went in for the hug and was  didn't prepare for a hug!!! So AWKWARD HUG (the guys a wee bit shorter than me) so his head hit my face and kinda sorta gave him an accidental kiss on the cheek.  I'm just like well there's a kiss on your wrinkly face  I still love him but NOOOOOOOOO   oh well no one noticed my little screw up and he didn't mind.

 

Love you guyz how re you

 

my whole life is awkward something awkward happens to me at least five times a week.

 

I think all of you need to go back to school and learn proper English.

 

i like how most stories are 'sexual'..

 

This one time at band camp... I pushed a kid down a well! Jk 

 

One time i was laughing at a joke my gf told me and i snorted like a big like 10 times…she wont let me live it downXD

 

Pig*

 

Well I was at a camp when I was 10 and my friend and I were messing around and long story short he pushed me down a hill and I rolled all the way down...

But hey, at least I was at the bottom before everyone else

 

Did Jill come tumbling after?

 

I was about to post something and a mod came

 

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So yeah

 

Well.... This is awkward....

 

I have a younger cousin and two friends with the same name... well I accidentally sent my 15 year old cousin a funny porn forward instead of my one friend. I was mortified!

 

One time when i was in preschool wwwaaaaayyyyy back then this girl spit in a cup and told me to drink it(she liked me)so i put the cup to my lips and before i could take a sip the teacher smacked it out of my hand…thank god

 

Post is deadDX

 

One time i walked in on my cousin tristan getting dressed…he was naked and it was very awkward