Awww!
Reaper, you can't stop thinking about me, can ya?
I'm brought up in most of the threads you comment on! I'm flattered!
As for crying, I'm shedding tears of joy!
Someone as insignificant as you has tainted my eyes! God, spare me the sight. You wanna play with the big kids, you gotta be one. Your fail noob attitude repulses everybody, and I won't be surprised if you get forum banned. You know what? You're perm silenced anyway, right?
If you keep on harassing people and telling me to go cut myself, I'll contanct a mod for you. :3
Someone as irresponsible as yourself needs somebody to supervise you! I still can't get over the fact your parents think you're mature enough to handle an iDevice. :3