The dead go to other mediums? Do your live clients pick up the phone? Omg I'm cracking up! Ps, does my icy blue aura mean that I'm sarcastic and condescending?
Nope. I have a spirit guide of a little boy in a blue shirt with laser eyes. His pet slug told me that I'm not evil or insane.
You're not doing a good job convincing people that you're a nice medium *throws holy water and cheese*