Auctioning Myself

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2K14

 

50,000. Final offer.

 

What a little grump. 

 

50'001

 

You suck kid.

 

Your pupil puts me off. His arrr pee shucks ?

 

My 50kcs alt bids no rings n no chatting n no ec

 

I'll gift you a lollipop️

 

Quiet before I farm you on my alt.

 

I bid 20 trillion rings.?

 

I bid 1 zolt cola

 

1 thong?

 

I bid 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Final offer.
Will give in a period of 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Earth days. Not counting weekends or holidays. May be subject to fraud. The term bad means **** in Danish, so I better see you in my toilet. You buy the 79EC. ALL RULES SUBJECT TO CHANGE WITH OR WITHOUT NOTICE FROM THE WHORE.

 

Dang :lol:

 

I don't bid on catfish.

 

Mhm

 

Hmm I bid...let's see...Nothing! You're so not worth it...oh and FYI, the real meaning of Bae is shit, so basically you're telling us you're in need of a shit. And who upgrades every other month? Lol I'd rather auction my ass off and it's more active and worth more then what you can offer

 

I bid on sexy catfishes like me(bieber)