Then you fail, Garret.
The word "noob" derives from the Latin word "Newbie" which means New.
Newbie = Newb = Noob = n00b.
(yes I made the Latin thing up, but the rest is true)
Besides, I was actually in AP and Honors English at school. I have better grammar than you.
Back to the point, I'm not a noob.
I'm not new.