1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm to go off at 9:00 in the morning, how many hours asleep would this permit you to have?13 hours 2. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes 3. How many birthdays does an average man have?1 4. Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, N.C. Be buried west of the Mississippi? He is alive 5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? You light the match 6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days? All the months 7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last? 30minutes 8. A man builds a house with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side had a Southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear? The fuck is this shit 9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods? Halfway? 10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin? In god we trust 11. What is the minimum number of active baseball players "on the field" during any part of an inning? How many outs in each inning? 0 players if they don't give a shit 6? 12. I have in my hand 2 U.S. coins which total 55¢ in value. One is not a nickel. Please bear in mind. What are the 2 coins? 50cent coins in America? And te other one is a nickel 13. A farmer had 11 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left? 9 14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?70 15. Two men played checkers. They played 5 games, each man won the same number of games. How can you explain this? They Didnt play each other 16. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have? 2 apples 17. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did? Yes 18. A woman gives a begged 50¢. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the begged is not the woman's brother. How come? 19. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him? 2 20. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister? Idk 21. What word is misspelled in this test? None is misspelled they are all correctly spelt
1. 13 hours 2. Yes 3.1 4. Cuz he's alive 5. The match 6. 2 7.1 hour 30 mins 8. Brown 9. As far as they are able to 10. In god we trust 11. 7 & 3 12. half dollar and nickle 13. 9 14. 30 15. They tied 16. 2 apples 17. Yes 18. The beggar is the bro 19. No he's dead 20. None
1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm to go off at 9:00 in the morning, how many hours asleep would this permit you to have? 13, assuming you don't get up before then. 2. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes, but I highly doubt it's celebrated like an American would. 3. How many birthdays does an average man have? You can only be born once. 4. Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, N.C. Be buried west of the Mississippi? Well, he can be. Assuming you don't mind burying the living. 5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? the last thing I'd want to do is light a match in a room with flammable fumes in it. 6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days? All of them. 7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last? If I took one every hour on the half hour mark, that would be three hours. 8. A man builds a house with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side had a Southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear? 9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods? 10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin? 11. What is the minimum number of active baseball players "on the field" during any part of an inning? How many outs in each inning? 12. I have in my hand 2 U.S. coins which total 55¢ in value. One is not a nickel. Please bear in mind. What are the 2 coins? 13. A farmer had 11 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left? Nine. 14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 25 15. Two men played checkers. They played 5 games, each man won the same number of games. How can you explain this? They never finished the last game. 16. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have? I am currently holding two. 17. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did? Last time I checked, currency in the form of coins is a fairly new concept. 18. A woman gives a begged 50¢. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the begged is not the woman's brother. How come? I'm assuming the beggar is female. 19. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him? 2. A male and a female. 20. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister? Hard to marry someone when you're dead. 21. What word is misspelled in this test? Beggar
1. If you went to bed at 8:00 at night and set the alarm to go off at 9:00 in the morning, how many hours asleep would this permit you to have? it never says what day, so you could sleep forever 2. Do they have a 4th of July in England? yes, everywhere has the 4th day of July 3. How many birthdays does an average man have? you can only be born once 4. Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, N.C. Be buried west of the Mississippi? i mean unless he wants to get buried alive then... 5. If you had only one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil heater, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first? the match 6. Some months have 30 days, some have 31. How many have 28 days? every month has 28 days 7. If a doctor gave you three pills and told you to take 1 every half hour, how long would they last? 3 hours, for example one at 1230, another at 130 and the last one at 230. 8. A man builds a house with 4 sides to it, and it is rectangular in shape. Each side had a Southern exposure. A big bear comes wandering by. What color is the bear? assuming it's a polar bear because they're on the pole, it'll be white 9. How far can a black and white dog run into the woods? 10. What 4 words appear on every denomination of U.S. coin? in god we trust? 11. What is the minimum number of active baseball players "on the field" during any part of an inning? How many outs in each inning? trying to look for the trick here... 12. I have in my hand 2 U.S. coins which total 55¢ in value. One is not a nickel. Please bear in mind. What are the 2 coins? 13. A farmer had 11 sheep. All but 9 died. How many did he have left? 9 14. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70 15. Two men played checkers. They played 5 games, each man won the same number of games. How can you explain this? they tied? 16. Take two apples from three apples and what do you have? 3 very upset apples 17. An archaeologist claimed he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you think he did? you calling him a liar? 18. A woman gives a begged 50¢. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the begged is not the woman's brother. How come? the beggar is a female 19. How many animals of each species did Moses take aboard the ark with him? moses didn't take any animals on the ark, Noah did 20. Is it legal in North Carolina for a man to marry his widow's sister? if you're in to marrying dead people then sure 21. What word is misspelled in this test? Beggar 16 correct - genius. 8 correct - sub-normal 10 correct - normal 5 correct - idiot