Anyone wanna help?

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Drake_Lover12, Feb 1, 2013.

  1. Argh! -takes out crossbow arrow-
     
  2. When will we be arriving at the condè kingdom? -memorizes passing areas-
     
  3. The guards lead the General out of the carriage and into the throne room, where the kneel him dow in front of the Condé King and Queen, taking the sack off his head and handcuffing him.

    Penelope: "Thank you, guards!"
     
  4. (Might I point out that the General was in a sack, so therefore couldn't see passing areas. Also, how would he know where they were taking him?)
     
  5. Scratch that then)
     
  6. Oh its queen penelope! Forgive me, if I had known I was coming in ur presence I would have worn my best outfit -smirks-
     
  7. Penelope: Yells with her evil and loud voice "Silence!" Returns to her normal tone. "Do you know why you are here?"
     
  8. Are we having a banquet? If I only I knew I would have brung something..
     
  9. Penelope: Stands up and walks towards him, giggling and shaking her head. "Oh General, you're so funny." She lets the guards release their grip of him and she undoes his handcuffs, stands him up, and puts her arm round him. "Come, let's walk!"
     
  10. My pleasure -smiles and walks with penelope-
     
  11. Penelope: Takes him down a long winding corridor. "I understand that you are very good at your job. Yes?"
     
  12. Indeed. No offense but ur silence knights didnt rlly stand a chance
     
  13. Penelope: "That's alright, sweetie. They were our twelve year old trainees!" She leads him down some steps, and into a small squashed room, where she and the General and squished. "How would you like to train some of our knights?"
     
  14. Ill pass if u dont mind. Regardless how kind a face u put on I will noy train the enemy
     
  15. Penelope: She nods then leads him through the door in the small room, into the dungeons. She throws him in a cell and locks the door, putting the key on her necklace. "You will be knighted in the morning. The , if you try to escape after that, I have the authority to execute you on suspicion of witchcraft.
     
  16. Aww thank u for such a cozy cell queen penelope! And I can assure u, I dont use witchcraft
     
  17. Penelope: "I know you don't!" Winks. "And when you've been knighted, you WILL train my army!" She turns around and walks off.
     
  18. One moment queen penelope!
     
  19. Penelope: Turns around. "Yes?"
     
  20. I warn u...if u continue ur treachery against my kingdom I will defend them. All I want is peace but if u continue this war I wont hesitate to kill ur husband...or u