Rund out the castle and gets on my horse as it zooms to the gates- arm the catapaults! Archers set yourselves! Soliders prepare for combat! -takes out my sword-
They underestimate men! Show them! Archers, make the fire wall! -archers shoot flaming arrows into a row of dead grass that surounds the castle gates-
Penelope: "Ah, Richard, how wonderful to see you, my dear. Come, come, sit, and watch the Melanous' loose in the distance out the window!"
Penelope: Grits her teeth. "I didn't want to have to do this..." She takes a deep breath. "Send the Silence..."
(An elite group of knights who have won every war that the Condé kingdom has faced, they have no mercy and are excellent dodgers.)