Any frikin cheesy pick up line u know to entertain mehh

Your just amazed how good that is

 

weird family. 

 

Hey girl.
I'm the hero of Canton.

 

Are u an angel?

Cause we should have sex

Are you from Tennessee?
Cause we should have sex

Is that your grandma?
Cause we should have sex

And finally
You have a beautiful personality
Wanna fuck?

 

I just shit my pants.
Can I get into yours?

 

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
⇧⇧⇧⇧⇧
Creeper line.

Cute line.
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I lost my Teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

 

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I think mine are the best ... An why do I have two moms

 

More love for little miniseb 

 

seb haz 2 moms?  i knew my mom was a lezzy

 

What is mehh? 

 

Is there a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants

I don't know if someone did that

 

all the lines here were on Justin's thread

 



 

I'm not Batman but you make my dark knight rise.

 

Can we go back to myspace so i can twitter on your yahoo and google all over your facebook?

 

did it hurt?

huh?


when you fall from heaven.
damn you're such an angel!!

 

Adriane there have probably been older pick-up line threads.

 

repeat of Justin's thread.



I'm with my hoe

 

My dick is dead
Can I bury it in your ass?