ANTI-JOKES

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by kittehwars, Sep 20, 2012.

  1. Reminds me of last year science. 
     
  2. I was gonna make a gay joke
    Just butt *bleep* it
     
  3. YO MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE HAS A HIGHER RISK IF DYING FROM A CARDIOVASCULAR DISEASE!
     
  4. Why was the black guy so good at sports?



















    Hard work and dedication .-.
     
  5. What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

    "We are both lawyers!"
     
  6. Whats brown, long, sticky, and belongs to a dog?






















    A stick .-.
     
  7. Well, yo mommas so fat her doctor recommends she eats a healthier diet and gets more exercise.  I. WENT. THERE.
     
  8. YO MAMMA'S SO UGLY THAT SHE OFTEN HAS ISSUES ATTRACTING MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER!
     
  9. Yo Mama's so stupid, she's blond.

    Yep, I went there. 
     
  10. Yo mama so fat its hard for her to find clothing in her size that flatter her so she can look atttactive.
     
  11. YO MAMMAS SO STUPID SHE FAILED HER GED AND HAS TO RETAKE CERTAIN CLASSES IN COMMUNITY COLLEGE BOOM.
     
  12. Yo momma's so ugly she buys lots of Cosmetics

    ._.
     
  13. YO MAMA SO LAZY SHE DONT EXERCISE
     
  14. YO MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT SHE PROBABLY MAKES A LOT OF POOR HEALTH CHOICES!
     
  15. YO MOMMA'S SO STUPID SHE WAS HELD BACK A GRADE!
     
  16. YO MAMA SO POOR SHE HAS TO CUT BACK ON THINGS LIKE NICE CLOTHES, FANCY FOODS, AND A THE BILLS.
     
  17. YOU MAMA SO FAT, SHE EATS MCDONALD'S.


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  18. Why did the blond get fired from the M
     
  19. Why did the blond get fired from the m