But the Marine supposedly speared you and was about to whoop that ass until this "uncle" jumped in....I feel like this does not make YOU tougher than a Marine
Imma keep bumpin cuz I like this kids stories...he's got a hard on for Marines and obviously hold them in such high regards if he feels that being tougher than a Marine is what makes someone bad ass... Just occasionally make a few changes to the stories to make em more entertaining. For example, enough with your whole family being MMA experts ️