I know how to solve this *Bite your tongue *Get a job and bite your tongue there too to keep it. *Save Some Money *Move away from your uncle, bite your tongue again, get a new job, save more money, acquire next goal, repeat… Welcome to being an adult! Get ready to bite your tongue a lot, it's the key to success in life
Take some martial arts(I took tae-kwon-do) training,I had absolutely no muscle that most care about when I started now I can hit harder than a quarterback and take a hit from one without even flinching.
I don't think you're pathetic in this situation. You should try & stand up for yourself; you don't really need to physically fight him though. Although this thread is pathetic LOL
I'm very surprised nobody has suggested talking to him. Maybe he thinks it's all in humour and doesn't realise it's actually upsetting you both. He may be intimidating but he's still family after all and may understand if you sat and explained to him how it's making you and your gf feel.
You can try talking to your related sibling (mom or dad) and asking them how to handle him. _DO NOT TELL HIM THIS_ But, he assults you with words because he is weak mentally and because he feels threatened. If he was a confident person, then he wouldn't need to insult you. He may even desire your gf. It's a complex situation. I recommend some self-defense or martial arts classes.
just kick him in the groin , be the dominant alpha male ! Nothing says fuck you like a kick in the nuts
I am sure you are the toughest guy in the world. Super cool and badass too. You should absolutely fight him he won't stand a chance