All The Worthless Husbands

I need a Pimd husband to go with my real life husband and ten children

 

How many of phant's wives and hoes are on this thread now?  catfight! Meeeeooooowwwww! abbs and sugar 

 

OP, did your Pimd bf leave you because you can't get enough attention and crave drama? Jealousy issues? Thought so. Scamper off.

I'll be away sexting Bazzy now. 

 

WOW!!! Losers!!

 

But lora your my no 1

 

I know cam, i hope your wife and 18 children don't mind.

Now make me a sammich and send me some necked pics

 

Wait, what is going on? 

 

Do you want the ones of me in that bow tie your brought me for that special Xmas

 

 epi you really did 

 

Lora  you gave phant a bowtie too??? You said it was special for me!! 

 

You married lora too?  i want a divorce phant 

Abby, will you be my hoe?

 

Lora is #1???? I'll have to make a thread too now. Casp I don't fight with Abby. I'm only pimd gf/wifey/baby momma #9. Top 10 baby

 

Hang on...I don't even know where I'm ranked on the list  i think I'm married to phant, engaged to bunbun and have children with squirrel and ski. All this extra marital hoeing is just too confusing. If I missed anyone please let me know.

 

I want the ones where u are wearing a little fig leaf

 

Er I mean a big fig leaf  sorry

 

Pmsl but it leaves a rash remember last time

 

Casp u r brave for I can not name names.  Some may feel left out that they didn't make the list. But I do have a bunch of kids around here. 

 

I am not a cheater bc I  all my baby daddies, boyfriends, and booty calls. boom

 

Btw phant u are animals baby daddy 

 

Sugar you mothered most of legacy and a few more 