All Of Chu! Yeah chu!!!!

Sparkly and I felt like Edward Cullen.


Katniss Everdeen is...

 

Crushing our blueberries.



The angels are microwaving raspberries because...

 

They're ratchet


You use Emoji because...

 

I love to look at oranges

you found a brain because

 

You were skipping through the forest.


Lexi is...

 

SmexyWithMatty if i can read properly.


I'm still awake at 2:50 a.m. because………

 

I'm a procrastinator of sleep and the cat videos online are just too intriguing.


Pom poms are delicious because ...

 

They are infused with the flavours of zebra and giraffe.


My owl is pecking at the mannequin because.....

 

The mannequin is alive.



Waterlilies are not effective because...

 

they suck


You are

 

A potato

 

Sacrifices the sweet potato to a leprechaun.

A rooster

 

Had sex with a girl

 

Who turned into a mermaid shortly after.


My tissue box exploded and...

 

Whores be like.......

 

who chu?

 

And chu sets the vodka on fire.

The fiery vodka then...

 

The End.