ADDY'S JOKES & STORIES SHOP i intend to post jokes....stories in this thread to keep my people happy.. NOTE:u can post a joke or story here if u have one....tanx
A married couple are out one night at a dance club. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large: break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? Twenty years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." The husband says, "Looks like he’s still celebrating!"
Addy's joke & stories shop......joke 1.2 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babiesbecame adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family #Lolz
JOKES ~EDITION 1.3 community swimming pool donation Sonad, there is someone at the door to collect donations for a community swimming pool. "Father: "Okay, give him a glass of water." #Lolz :*)
jokes 1.4 Crush: Can i tell you something? Me: Yeah Crush: I Love U Me: Really!!! I can't believe it!! :') Crush: Yes, it is my favourite vowel #lolz
jokes 1.5 Teacher: Billy, where on the map is The United States? Billy: Over there. Teacher: Right. Now Susan, who discoveredThe United States? Susan: Billy! #Lolz