A yummy thread

I’d eat ​​cat fish, the way my great grandpa would cook it. Just to continue the tradition in a sense

 

depends on what i’m in the mood for that day. but i know it’ll be filled a lot of desserts ?

 

Proper answer plz. ;-; Your very last day alive.

 

okay so like this is taking some THINKING wow

1. start with some garlic bread absolutely saturated with butter. real unhealthy.
2. caprese salad, with burrata. also more than 3 slices bc that makes me so mad. no we gonna have a wholeass plate of this. topped with balsamic reduction of course. also possibly some tomato jam on the side bc stuffs good. also very important note: this must be done with that flaky salt, idk how else to describe it. also a lot of flaky salt.
3. we gonna do a yin yang style again for soup, one side gonna be potato soup with bacon and cheddar cheese. other side gonna be chicken gumbo (specifically from this one place that also serves you mini muffins that are rosemary and other type is apricot)
4. now we're going out of order but paella is next. chicken, chorizo, bay scallops, and prawns/shrimp. pass on mussels/clams. some bread on side to soak up sauce when done.
5. diver scallops, seared, drizzled pesto on top, all on top of a lemon pasta. let's include flaky salt here too.
6. elotes! but 4 of them. maybe 5. pile on that parmesan.
7. this is meant to be last course but a cheese and charcuterie board, complete with honey comb, peaches, pear, blackberries, olives (both whole and tapenade). there gotta be like 10 diff types of cheese and salamis too. 15 would be preferred
8. filet mignon, medium, with a bleu cheese sauce. prociutto wrapped asparagus and garlic mashed potatoes. also already mentioned garlic bread but we gonna have garlic bread here too.
9. a big fat plate of gyozas. all the soy sauce. include garlic edamame too.
10. empanadas, different fillings. cheese, pork, etc. no plantains tho sorry can't get behind that, too sweet.
11. oh man we're on 11 already we gotta wrap this up. why am i talking like i'm golem? this one gonna be a cheap one but it's gonna be a strawberry milkshake from in-n-out along w a double double cheese burger and animal fries.
12. lastly for dessert, crack pie from momofuku! i've never actually been to the milk bar but i've done the recipe and MAN stuff is good. we gonna go with this. i'm gonna regret not thinking more about this final dessert but it aight.

i'm ready to die )))))))

 

THIS IS SO LONG IM SO SORRY I DIDNT REALIZE

 

I appreciate the long answer. Proper food erotica :lol:

 

i would like to savour men’s fragile masculinity

 

My moms potato gratin

 

I forget what I said and don't feel like searching but I bet I said mozzarella sticks or some type of pasta

 

Def shrimp cocktail and margaritas?

 

Air and a diet water

 

No idea if I replied to this but my grandmother's fry bread tacos with venison stew. 

 

A bucket of gat damn chicken wings and a cold jar of pickles.

 

Reported af

 

Rice.
I know, weird. ?

But I can't NOT eat rice. It's too good, smh