A place to relax

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by *Simply_Fox (01), Dec 12, 2011.

  1. It's not that easy,sadly  to properly rid your house of a cabinet infestation you must spawn what we in the cabinet destroying agency know as "termite units"  these will in turn eat all the cabinets as well as their young 
     
  2. Here's a nice wittle Christmas carol for us all

    They told me I was lucky,
    To have my chance with you.
    Now last year's summer romance,
    Is this year's winter blues.
    I treated you so nicely,
    To jewelery and champagne.
    But you left me empty handed, yeah,
    You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.

    Now I hope you're happy with yourself
    'Cause I'm not laughing
    Don't you think it's kind of
    Crappy what you did this holiday?
    When I gave you my heart,
    You ripped it apart
    Like wrapping paper trash.
    So I wrote you a song
    Hope that you sing along and it goes,
    "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

    They say I'm losing my mind,
    I thought that for a while.
    I teared down decorations,
    They remind me of your smile.
    I hate that mistletoe,
    It makes me think of our first kiss.
    You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
    Then you taught me how to quit.
    Now I hope you're happy with yourself,
    'Cause I'm not laughing
    Don't you think it's kind of
    Crappy what you did this holiday?
    When I gave you my heart,
    You ripped it apart
    Like wrapping paper trash
    So I wrote you a song
    Hope that you sing along and it goes,
    "Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."

    So sick of calling,
    You won't telephone me.
    No, fuck you, girl I'm going out.
    I gave you my all,
    But our love hit a wall,
    Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
    We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
    Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?

    And I hope you're happy with yourself,
    'Cause I'm not laughing, (not laughing)
    Don't you think it's so damn trashy
    What you did this holiday?
    (So trashy)
    I gave you my heart, (heart)
    You ripped it apart
    Like the wrapping paper trash (wrapping paper trash)
    So I wrote you a song,
    Hope that you sing along,
    Here it goes,
    "Merry Christmas, (bitch), kiss my ass."
     
  3.  brillance

    no go eat pie 
     
  4.  bring in the chorus 
     
  5. It's all time low and they sell sex

    I will look into purchasing termites to get rid of my cabinets.
     
  6. I already slapped the cabinets to death 
     
  7. I Can Get You A Nice Deal :D 20 for 1$
     
  8. Sounds good. 
     
  9. Or I can hunt them
     
  10. Mine are top quality termites though  imported from Termitelandia 
     
  11. Or make peace with them?

     marry your cabinets
     
  12. Have the termites me and my cabinets get married?

    Must ask my hubby my wife and my boyfriend...
     
  13.  you mustn't marry the cabinets  they are known for being liars  and scumbags and such 
     
  14. They will probably beat you 
     
  15. Then lets resort to our last resort 

    nuclear warefare, they stand no chance
     
  16. Buy My Termites,Woman! 
     
  17. I just told my club admin. I'm to hot for him to handle

    
     
  18. He should wear some oven Mitts then  i would be glad to sell him some...