A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Kefo, Dec 23, 2020.

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    - Mallard Duck -

    A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
    And he said to the man, running the stand
    "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
    The man said
    "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold
    And it's fresh
    And it's all home-made. Can I get you
    Glass?"
    The duck said,
    "I'll pass".
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle)
    'Til the very next day.
    (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

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    - Magpie Duck -

    When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
    And he said to the man running the stand,
    "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
    The man said,
    "No, like I said yesterday
    We just sell lemonade OK?
    Why not give it a try?"
    The duck said,
    "Goodbye."good day
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away
    (Waddle waddle)
    'Til the very next day.
    (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

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    - Bali Duck -

    When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
    And he said to the man running the stand,
    "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes?
    The man said,
    Look, this is getting old.
    I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.
    Why not give it a go?"
    The duck said,
    "How 'bout, no."
    Then he waddled away
    (Waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away
    (Waddle waddle)
    'Til the very next day.
    (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

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    - Muscovy duck -

    When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
    And he said to the man running the stand,
    "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
    The man said,
    "THAT'S IT!
    If you don't stay away, duck,
    I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
    So don't get to close!"
    The duck said,
    "Adios."
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away
    (Waddle waddle)
    'Til the very next day.
    (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

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    - Wood duck -

    When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
    And he said to the man that was running the stand,
    "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?"
    "What"
    "Got any glue?"
    "No, why would Iā€“ oh!"
    And one more question for you;
    "Got any grapes?"
    (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)
    And the man just stopped.
    Then he started to smile.
    He started to laugh.
    He laughed for a while.
    He said,
    "Come on duck, let's walk to the store.
    I'll buy you some grapes
    So you won't have to ask anymore."
    So they walked to the store
    And the man bought some grapes.
    He gave one to the duck and the duck said,
    "Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good?
    It would make my day.
    Do you think this store
    Do you think this store
    Do you think this store has any lemonade?"
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away.
    (Waddle waddle waddle)
    Then he waddled away
    (Waddle waddle)

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    - Mandarin Duck -
     
  2. Liking for the duck pictures.
     
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  3. Best song to exist šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
     
  4. Heck yeah dude. People were talking about it in pub and I felt inspired.
     
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  5. This is the start of the Duckocalypse
    šŸ˜‚šŸ¦†šŸ˜‚šŸ¦†šŸ˜‚šŸ¦†šŸ˜‚šŸ¦†šŸ˜‚šŸ¦†
     
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  6. We need part 2 because the duck was smart šŸ¤“ with the store clerk
     
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  7. What a duck move
     
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  8. Now I want grapes šŸ‡šŸ¦†
     
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  9. I hate that i started singing it as soon as i saw the title
     
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  10. ....I don't think I've heard this song
     
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  11. Hooowwwwwww
    Watch now
     
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  12. Quack
     
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  13. MY NATIONAL ANTHEM šŸ¦†
     
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  14. pls no
    I thought this died in whatever year this first came out in
     
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  15. Its 11yrs old
     
  16. I learnt about it first in 2018
     
  17. šŸ’€
     
  18. 11yrs ago i didnt even know youtube existed šŸ˜‚
     
  19. Nice duck pics
     
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