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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Wonderland, Sep 12, 2011.

  1.  well I'll have to ask everyone if they're virgins then 
     
  2. So. Dev. You a virgin?  yeah. I wanna get my unicorn on. .....



     wtf no I can't do that.
     
  3. Changed my mind. Not gonna be a unicorn. I'm gonna hafta be Pegasus.
     
  4. Lol a girl that's a virgin
     
  5. Well thats just awkward. No girl wants that to be asked right away 
     
  6. A unicorn is lured by a helpless virgin
     
  7. Hey baby. You like my horn? Yeah that's right. And uh.. Are you a virgin? Gotta ask. Protocol. You understand.
     
  8.  unicorns are pervy. Thanks for ruining unicorns for me dev.
     
  9. You've taken unicorns and centaurs from me 
     
  10. Lol


    It seems though they can tell who's a virgin just by smell or something
     
  11. What about Pegasus?
     
  12. Is nothing sacred to you dev?



     I'm gonna be a Pegasus. You can't smear that. Also. I get wings. Which is pretty badA
     
  13. I won't smear it... For bow