ི raised his sword to deliver the final blow when the opposing army's general's helmet fell off to reveal .....
He would spare her life if she were to him. did not want to at first but he wooed her with and ... And finally she agreed. and they married.
Umm... And so George ི and Alice were married. And she humbled the crap out of him with her muscles. And so the people rejoiced. Because George ི wasn't so stupid. The end.
You just better watch out for her humbling muscles I've heard she could possibly be pretty buff in a good way.