_Alice

I want to have a Halloween party  I wanna make trouble. I want costumes. And revelry.

 

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Oh yeah I forgot my chicken story.

 

One day Chuck the  was walking too close to a busy road full of  and  and  and  and  and  and  and ... And he decided to cross the road. Then he was promptly smushed by a  and died. The end.

 

It wasn't a happy story. I am sorry. 

 

I'm sorry Alice. You shouldn't have had to see that 

 

Folllow me 
Spam 

 

If you are talking to me then I will NOT follow you. If you're talking to Alice then... Well I don't control Alice. Alice, you can follow him if you want 

 

 I will tell another story.

 

It involves . A love hotel.

 

22 pages in this amount of time? With this many spammers? Goin a bit slow? Between JJ apoc n I we'll do this in what....15minutes? Unfortunatly pal servers are down and my lpvely tyler n sev wont be able to spam for me D:

 

Wait wait wait. Are there children about? You must shoo them out. No children can hear, the tale I am about to weave.  sorry kiddies.

 

 but a good story takes time to tell Van Gogh.

 

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You wouldn't want us to rush and miss the climax and the conclusion!

 

 I suppose I shouldn't have said climax involving a story with a 

 

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