that reminds me. I used to cut my bangs all the time when i was little. I was obsessed with trying to make them look like the top of a circus tent (idk why but i thought it would be so fashionable). It never looked like the top of a circus tent but i feel like it would've been hideous either way. Here is a pic of my artwork:
Disclaimer: I'm too lazy to type this story out so I copy and pasted what I sent to someone so it's super aggressive and in caps. Also super long.. Sorry bout that ? .. anyways, here it goes: SO IT WAS IN 6TH GRADE, AND ORIGINALLY THE MIDDLE SCHOOL I WAS GOING TO WAS ONLY 7TH AND 8TH GRADE BUT I WAS PART OF THE FIRST EVER 6TH GRADE CLASS THERE, RIGHT? WELL BOY DID THEY REGRET MAKING A 6TH GRADE CLASS AFTER THIS SHĮT .. SO WE WERE ALL CHILLING IN CLASS WHEN THE PRINCIPAL SAYS OVER THE SPEAKER THAT THEY WERE GIVING OUT FREE PIZZA IN THE AUDITORIUM SO CLASSES WERE GOING DOWN ONE BY ONE BUT MY CLASS WAS FIRST BECAUSE MY TEACHER WAS GONNA HELP HAND IT OUT, RIGHT? SO WE GO GET OUR PIZZA AND THE TEACHER WAS LIKE "Y'ALL CAN JUST GO SIT IN THE HALLWAY OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM INSTEAD OF TAKING UP SPACE OVER HERE" SO WE WERE ALL HYPED AF BECAUSE THERE WASNT GONNA BE A TEACHER AROUND .. SO WE GO SIT IN THE HALLWAY, SOME OF US EATING PIZZA AND SOME EATING BAGGED LUNCHES FROM HOME .. SO THIS ONE KID DROPPED HIS APPLE AND IT ROLLED DOWN TO ME AND HIT MY FOOT .. SO I WAS LIKE "DONT WORRY MAN I GOT YOU, LEMME TOSS IT TO YOU" .. BUT FOR SOME REASON I WAS LIKE "IMMA THROW IT" AND I LIKE FORGOT THAT I WAS IN A TINY AŞS HALLWAY AND I LAUNCHED THAT MOTHA FUDGIN APPLE SO DAMN HIGH IT HIT A LIGHT AND THE LIGHT SHATTERED AND HIT THE GROUND .. BUT MY CLASSMATES AND I WERE ALL LIKE "YO WE GONNA TELL THEM IT FELL ON ITS OWN, DONT WORRY" BUT NEXT THING YA KNOW THESE TWO SNITCHES CAME RUNNING BACK WITH THE PRINCIPAL AND TWO TEACHERS . THEY MADE US GO TO THE COMPUTER LAB AND ANONYMOUSLY WRITE WHO DID IT/WHAT HAPPENED BUT WHEN WE WERE WALKING THE TEACHERS AND PRINCIPAL WERE DEATHSTARING ME SO I KNEW THEY ALREADY KNEW I DID IT SO I CONFESSED RIGHT AWAY IN MY PAPER .. but btw, my friends were loyal af cause they all said they didn't see who did it .. oh also, the entire 6th grade class got a week of lunch detention and I only got one after school detention in addition to that .. they even trusted me to tell my mom about what happened myself so she ofc never found out
This is simply a nice story I've been told I did and the reason I no longer went to the towns gymnasium. I used to take gymnastics in there and loved doing cartwheels and frontwheels a lot. I wasn't very flexible, but cartwheels weren't that hard. As the young impatient kid I was, aren't we all, I liked to spin myself dizzy and then do a cartwheel cause idk. Just seemes logical, spinning sideways then spin more= extra dizziness. So on one of the many times I was doing it the teacher was with another student and as I was doing it cartwheeled directly into a mirror that was leaning against the wall. I crashed and it broke, luckily by some crazy luck I wasn't hurt and simply stunned at what happened. After that I never went back and my parents never paid for the broken mirror. You'd say I'd have 7 years of bad luck, but I consider myself quite lucky actually.
When I was six I made no sense So I took a whiz On an electric fence It hurt so bad It shocked my balls Then I took a crap In my overalls
I think by far one of the worst stories was from when I was in grade 10. I was busing to school on public transit with A TON of classmates and I started to feel quite ill. To quote my friend I was "turning green" I ended up not only throwing up on myself but also in the aisle of the bus and outside after that. Oh and I was eating a chewable PINK vitamin C so I my vomit was bright pink
O I hit 500 post so instead of doing my own thing in forums I'm gonna be bandwagoning off her idk who knows, I'll double all the awards or something, I'll just add more which mean I can't win because we all know my story was the best and I was gonna
So. I was maybe 5 and it was Valentine’s Day at school. Like most schools we had a party where everyone could pass out valentines and candy, right ? Well I had a crush on this boy in my class so I begged my mom to let me buy him a special valentines gift so I could give it to him at the party. It was this cute little chocolate rose and a card I wrote for him. It said something along the lines of “here’s something sweet and cute like you”. Now, it’s the day of the party and I’m all excited to give him the special valentine gift. I get into the classroom set up my desk and wait for him to get there. Literally AS SOON as he walked in my dumbass freaked out and yelled “I LOVE YOU”. Everyone started laughing historically at me as I nervously tried to legit eat the card I wrote so there was no proof. Logic right? Like 10 minutes later the teacher is talking to the class about god knows what and out of nowhere THE SAME BOY SHOUTS “I LOVE YOU”. I look back as does everyone and then in unison the entire class starts screaming it “I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU” I legit start crying and get up from my desk running out of the room. BOOM. I slam face first into the classroom door. THE END. But yeah I’ve hated Valentine’s Day ever since ??♀️
When I was in gradeschool, I was seated in the front row of our class. We were copying lectures from the board and my crush seated beside me just so he can have a good look on what's written in the board. I can see him from the side of my eye. He was writing when suddenly... He sneezed... And snort came out of his nose Being the nice girl that I am, I didnt look, to save him from shame lol. But I still see him, immediately peeling off a piece of paper from his notebook, and secretly wiping off the gooeys om his face. I cant remember if I still swoon over him after that incident.
This happened when I was like 7 y.o. I used to visit my grandma during vacations. Once during the night I was very thirsty, but I didn’t have the courage to go to the kitchen all alone for water. So, I decided to steal grandma’s water. I knew that she kept a glass with her. I slowly grabbed the glass and gulped down when... I felt something in the glass, and it was her dentures
So I'm a spacey a*s person okay? I forget everything very easily and don't pay attention to my surroundings sometimes. My grandpa took me into town to get dinner and put gas in the car so I went into the gas station with him and asked to get some candy (bc who doesn't want candy right?). It was while those peanut butter twix were still selling and I literally couldn't get enough of them. So I put it on the counter and I guess the lady asked me something along the lines of "These are pretty good huh?" And all I f*cking said was "peanut butter" really long and drawn out. Mind you this is a very small town where everyone knows everyone and I grew up ther and my grandpa has NEVER let me live it down. He still brings it up to this day and I've now graduated highschool and dont live there anymore.