40 things that animals can do that humans can't do?

Take a shit on ur grass and not get in trouble

 

Dies it count?

 

Anal

 

Eat animal food.

 

Otters at the zoo were performing oral on themselves. Humans can't do that

 

We fly in aeroplanes?

 

Actually some human can perform oral on themselves. Gotta be flexible.

 

be a cat


humans cant be cat. cat can be cat.

 

Swallow and breathe at the same time 

 

" Ape no kill Ape"
Most species I believe do not kill within their own species like we do.

 

Male Lion's can fuck 36 times a day.

 

Also if you remove a rib or two you can suck your own dick.

 

Have sex in public without getting arrested.

 

Can I be a lion ?

 

The one about the child support


Well animals gets things for free

 

Don't care if their but looks big and obsesses over diet

 

*butt

 

They can walk around naked!! :roll:

 

Wait?! What?!!
So,you're saying that my whole life is a lie?
There's a difference between humans and animals?
We already lost our humanity.
*grabs popcorn

 

Having a big butt is bad?!?!