The chicken crossed the road to get the hell away from his wife. All she does is cluck on and on about her boss Karen from finance. ??
To fight speciesism. He didn't like how chicken's road-crossing methods were always being questioned when humans are able to cross the road without any comments. so now he does it incessantly to spite everyone. #chickenrightsmatter
Congratulations to your cousin, and Logical - The chicken escaped from its pen and walked across the road cause, why not. Nonsensical - It crossed the road to got to the strip club. Philosphical - The chickend represents the coward that is me, but also the raw bravery - Crossing the road shows the journey I am taking in my life, and the dangerous and uncertain path I have to take there - Also I dont use the crosswalk cause a) I am as clueless as an actual chicken
The chicken crossed the road because he was in a hurry. He was late for his cooking class in which he would be learning to make human pot pie for his wife. He was really stressed to be late because him and his gf have their 6 month anniversary so he wanted to make her a romantic dinner of her favorite food. Originally he was gonna get her Kentucky fried human but that isn't classy enough.
The chicken crossed the road because he was on his way to the supermarket. It’s almost the national chicken holiday, cluckmas, and the main dish is human and chips. The only problem was that there has been a outbreak of aids among human meat so it isn’t safe to eat. So instead he went to go by tofuman as a substitute. As he was going to grab the last box of tofuman, a turkey snatched it out of his claws. This was the start of chickens vs. Turkeys. Now anytime a chicken must cross the road he much bring his carving knife to defend against the war
Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken still wonders why he did. He found out the gras aint greener on this side of the road. He want to go back but sadly the road is flooded. He tries to use his feathers to fly back but halfway the road he falls down and drowns... "wish id never crossed the road" where his last thoughts......
Huzzah on your Cuzzo Nonsensical: She crossed the road to give birth to a new generation of chickens to do your evil bidding Philosophical: She crossed the road as a lighter message of suicide in terms of getting to “the other side” meaning she crossed knowing she’d get hit by a vehicle thus leading to death or an attempt.
What if, the chicken was actually, me? Since I’m born under the Chinese zodiac calendar of Rooster. Wouldn’t that mean you would be asking me why did I cross the road? And if that’s the case, why did I cross the road? Why not in my human form? Why in the form of a chicken? Am I scared of something or is it easier to evade cars? Heck, chickens can’t even fly for their own safety if the cars do come too fast. That would mean, I would most probably die. And if I die as a chicken, who would ever know? Nobody would know nor care now, would they? Even if the police searches for my lost body, no one would have ever think twice of the dead chicken that lies by the side of the road to be the missing link in their forever-open file of missing persons. So, why did I cross the road? Am I afraid of something or is there something more?
He was too happy he got out of his cage and runs around the city so he crossed the road cause he was freeeeeeeeee!