The loneliest creature on Earth is a whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two decades — but whose high-pitched voice is so different to other whales that they never respond.
Lol, maybe it just needs some lovin'. It even has a cute name. You could just get one of those "Beware of the guard cat" stickers.
The three little kittens, they lost their mittens, And they began to cry, "Oh, mother dear, we sadly fear, That we have lost our mittens." "What! Lost your mittens, you naughty kittens! Then you shall have no pie." "Meow, meow, meow." "Then you shall have no pie." Gimme kitty pls
Naw, I've tried that. I do like the sticker idea though. x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x -Victoria shameless [DORM DESIGN CONTEST] plug