3 word story

Tell her that

 

Michael jackson sang

 

So bad that

 

Billie Jean which

 

Sucked major balls

 

Like the ones

 

Michael Jackson never

 

Ever ever had

 

But he managed

 

I saw Meghanfox

 

Rape my goldfish

 

Then I screamed

 

Then you jump

 

In the pool

 

Meet a giant fish

 

Then quickscope it.

~M

 

Then fuckitsbrain out

 

then harry potter,

 

nukes evil voldemort